Ever since I was a kid watching Elmer Fudd blowing off Daffy Ducks beak with a shotgun, I knew that tv was the land of fantasy.
This is still true today.
Here are some things I don’t believe just because I see them on tv:
A duck can get shot, put his beak back on and go about life as normal.
Talking dogs, cars and giant purple apes roam the earth.
Sleestaks are out to get me.
An orange Dodge Charger can jump into the air repeatedly and land without any damage.
The earth is getting so hot it will soon be uninhabitable.
There are 84 things in my kitchen right now that threaten my life.
Politicians are hoping to be elected in order to help make my life better.
If I rub a certain creme on my thighs, fat will melt away.
Aging decathletes who want to mutilate their bodies are in no way mentally troubled and are actually heroes.
Everyone with a microphone and a camera is interested in telling me the truth.
See, all silly fantasy.
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