What’s in these hot dogs anyway?

I’ve been told you never want to tour a hot dog plant.

Here in Flint, we have the best hot dogs I’ve ever tasted, Koegel’s.  The plant is on Bristol Road just west of the airport.  They give tours.  I’ve never taken one.

They say some things are best left to the imagination.

I saw a commercial on TV for a cough medicine.  The actors were going about their daily lives and would then cough.  Any time someone coughed, a blue fog would emit from their mouths and envelop everyone around them.  The image is that your cough fills the room and infects everyone around you, so you need this cough syrup.

God could have made it so that the aftermath of our coughs and sneezes were visible to us and everyone around, but he didn’t.

There are some things we are just better off not knowing.